The Republic of Northern Monrovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Giovanni Delarosa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.203 billion Northern Monrovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banff. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Monrovian economy, worth 485 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,425 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Monrovia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Northern Monrovia is ranked 179,761^st in the world and 258^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.